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  • Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
  • iPhone user: Emojis
  • Android user: damn :/

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via omikijawaani)

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punkrockbetty:

OMFG PLEASE SOMEONE BUY ME ONEEEEE!!!!! LITTLEBABYFRENCHIIEEE

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Timestamp: 1408642903

punkrockbetty:

OMFG PLEASE SOMEONE BUY ME ONEEEEE!!!!! LITTLEBABYFRENCHIIEEE

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cutetallboys:

"wait you still listen to that band??”

image

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  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

niallercakez:

This pisses me off because it’s bloody true

(via mcsykesfan)

Timestamp: 1408642864

niallercakez:

This pisses me off because it’s bloody true

(via mcsykesfan)

karmeninneverland:

y0rkshire-tea:

mamakarkat:

les-misterkrabs:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

dick

Four types of people

(via mcsykesfan)

one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

(Source: fymodernfamily, via soft-pretzel)

Timestamp: 1408642817

one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

(Source: fymodernfamily, via soft-pretzel)

filharmagic:

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.

(via soft-pretzel)

automatically:

trying to flirt with ur crush

image

(via wank-0r)

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(via greetings)

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

(Source: soveryprettyinpink, via greetings)

Timestamp: 1408642490

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

(Source: soveryprettyinpink, via greetings)