- Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
- iPhone user: Emojis
- Android user: damn :/
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
- me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
- me: uses computer without headphones
what has four letters and is very hard
Four types of people
how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.